Change the channel!
Christian Oseguera, Reporter
May 25, 2020
It seems that all families keep the TV on one channel for the entire day. Sometimes I go off on my walks wondering, will they have changed the channel by the time I come back? The answer is no more often than not. What can I do to fix this? Nothing. I can only hope for the best. Never will I ever wan...
Crazy things to do in quarantine
Christian Oseguera, Reporter
May 24, 2020
It’s suggested that everyone continues to practice safe social distancing. "Don’t hang out with large groups of people. In fact, don’t hang out with anyone outside your family," they say. The healthcare system knows what’s best for us, but we know what’s even better. Go out there and enj...
The season for tornado watching
Christian Oseguera, Reporter
May 23, 2020
Buckle up folks! Tornado season is upon us! This means there may be more destruction caused towards you than what your ex did! Better hop on and jump on those trampolines before they get blown away and who knows when you’ll see them next. They may even go to the county that’s next to you! Head over...
The Wichitan apologizes for fake news
Amos Perkins, Managing Editor
April 30, 2020
The Wichitan would like to apologize sincerely and profusely for the spreading of the "fake news" in this article: UN declares 2020 over. In this article we reported that March would mark the start of 2021, but as we enter the heart of April it has become painfully obvious that 2020 is still here. ...
UN declares 2020 ‘over’ after just two months
Amos Perkins, Managing Editor
March 3, 2020
Due to the incredibly long and horrific nature of the first two months of the year 2020, scientists and politicians at a recent United Nations summit have declared the year is over and 2021 will arrive shortly. "We were all sitting around, talking about all the horrible things that have happened in...
Students choose XFL over democratic debates
Amos Perkins, Managing Editor
February 18, 2020
College students around the nation opted to watch the new XFL football league over the democratic presidential candidate debates. When college students had to choose between learning more about what leaders might be running their country or watching a semi-professional football league filled with wa...
How steroids will save the world
Biff McBuff, Steroid Expert
October 30, 2019
Some steroids create better focus, some increase endurance, some increased strength and some increase how the muscles breathe. We've seen how amazing the human body and mind can be when using such subst...
Dogs should have equal rights
Kristin Silva, Managing Editor
October 16, 2019
Many dog owners consider their fur-babies to be part of their family. According to businessinsider.com, some people would even say they love their dog more than other humans. Because of this fact alone, dogs deserved to have equal rights just like humans. People easily can spot the difference betw...
“We have a voice too!” -The Geese
Kristin Silva, Editor-in-flock
October 2, 2019
According to the humans, Sept. 29 was "Goose Day" and the day was celebrated with a video of how people felt about us geese around campus. Well, we have a voice too. Steve Flippers, associate squawk of organized street-crossing, said he was both flattered and appalled at the responses g...
“Urinetown” opening night rescheduled due to inclement weather
The Wichitan
February 22, 2018
To ensure safety of cast, crew and audiences following the inclement weather Feb. 21 and class cancelation for Feb. 22, the "Urinetown" opening night has been rescheduled for Friday, Feb. 23 after months of rehearsals, costume design and make-up preparations. According to Elizabeth Lewandowski, theater...
‘Urinetown’ stage managers keep show organized
The Wichitan
January 30, 2018
While the actors parade around the "Urinetown" stage and memorize lines, songs and choreography, the stage managers spend hours on end reading over paperwork, gathering schedules and offering helping hands to wherever they are needed. Katie Cagle, stage manager and theater tech design senior, along si...
Broadway actor brings laughter to Legacy
Mia Heck
October 27, 2017
Comedian and Broadway actor Kevin Yee brought laughter, smiles and a bit of satire to about 20 students in the Legacy Multipurpose Room on Oct. 26. Yee, who hails from Vancouver, Canada, travels across the country to perform his self-written, satirical songs. “People don’t expect to walk in...