How steroids will save the world
Biff McBuff, Steroid Expert
October 30, 2019
Some steroids create better focus, some increase endurance, some increased strength and some increase how the muscles breathe. We've seen how amazing the human body and mind can be when using such subst...
Dogs should have equal rights
Kristin Silva, Managing Editor
October 16, 2019
Many dog owners consider their fur-babies to be part of their family. According to businessinsider.com, some people would even say they love their dog more than other humans. Because of this fact alone, dogs deserved to have equal rights just like humans. People easily can spot the difference betw...
“We have a voice too!” -The Geese
Kristin Silva, Editor-in-flock
October 2, 2019
According to the humans, Sept. 29 was "Goose Day" and the day was celebrated with a video of how people felt about us geese around campus. Well, we have a voice too. Steve Flippers, associate squawk of organized street-crossing, said he was both flattered and appalled at the responses g...
1200 gather to mourn the loss of Jeremy
Caleb Martin
March 7, 2017
SATIRE Like the feeling that accompanies eating the last extra fry found at the bottom of a McDonald's to-go bag, students were grief-stricken as they remembered Jeremy, the beloved and most personable squirrel on campus. Jeremy's carcass was found flattened like a well-tenderized flank steak at t...