Lindsay Lohan once said, “My motto is: Live every day to the fullest – in moderation.”
Moderation is not something Lohan has a clue about. Moderation requires self-control. Lohan lacks self-control. Moderation requires knowing your limits. Lohan knows nothing of her substance limits. Moderation is being within reasonable limits, not excessive or extreme.
Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been moderate since Herbie: Fully Loaded.
Between her DUI’s, cocaine busts, and multiple revoked probations, she is doing everything but following her motto from just a few years ago.
As a child star, Lohan was known for her role in Parent Trap and her role as the main character in the Disney movie Life-Size.
Today, at the age of 25, her lengthy filmography is clouded by her excessive partying, drug-use, rehab stints and eating disorders.
The cute redheaded child star that so many young girls looked up to is now the poster-girl for how not to live a healthy life.
In 2005 Lohan stated in an interview that she would never pose nude, stating that there are other things “you can do” to show off your sex appeal and body.
In 2008 she posed nude for New York Magazine. On Tuesday morning it was confirmed by Lohan’s mother, Dina, that Lohan would be posing nude for Playboy.
Lohan, named Maxim’s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2007, is now a sore excuse for sexy. Her teeth are rotted, her body is ruined, her skin is bruised, and that once signature red hair is a tacky bleached blonde.
So why did Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner offer the once “teen-queen” a million dollars to pose for his magazine?
Is the magazine losing readership? Has the “ideal” feminine figure digressed into a drug-abused, bulimic, bruised body?
To make it worse, Lohan’s mother is supporting and protecting her daughter’s endeavors. She made excuses for Lohan’s behavior nearly every time she was arrested for DUI and drug possession, claiming it on the pressure that fame caused and the influences of the life of the rich and famous.
In the past, Playboy has featured classic beauties such as Denise Richards, Jenny McCarthy, Marilyn Monroe and Cindy Crawford. But now it’s sunk to the level of Lindsay Lohan?
Is that what the world is coming to?
I hate to be harsh, no, wait, I don’t care if I’m harsh. Lindsay Lohan is not Playboy material.
She may have been in 2007, but that’s also when all of the trouble started.
She went from beauty and success to the ugliness of drug addiction and alcohol abuse.
It wouldn’t be as bad if she were actually trying. But her attempts to “change” have been nothing more than pathetic. She’s had a countless number of attempts at rehab, multiple chances at “redeeming” herself with community service, and too many warnings with offenses that the normal citizen would serve full-term for committing.
Maybe Lindsay should look back on the things she said in the past and take her own advice, for her sake, and ours.