Soma Snikrep, satire specialist
• February 28, 2021
Dear Editor (and the state of Texas),
It is with a heavy heart and guilty minds that we write this. As you may or may not have noticed, there was a pretty significant amount of snow two weeks ago...
Soma Snikrep, satire specialist
• February 15, 2021
Feb. 15, 2021, marks the first time heartbroken people around the world will be celebrating "Pal-entine's Day" with their crushes, the day after their unrequited loves spent Valentine's Day with their...
Amos Perkins, Managing Editor
• September 17, 2020
For heartbroken Mustangs fans, your anguish has come to an end as the NCAA Division II committee announced that Fall 2020 sports will be returning, albeit with a social distancing twist. Collegiate athletes...
SATIRE
Students are lining the halls and sidewalks of Bea Wood, like squatters on Black Friday outside a Best Buy, to register for the language department's newest course: Parseltongue. The line of...
