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“Urinetown” opening night rescheduled due to inclement weather

The Wichitan

February 22, 2018

Filed under News

To ensure safety of cast, crew and audiences following the inclement weather Feb. 21 and class cancelation for Feb. 22, the "Urinetown" opening night has been rescheduled for Friday, Feb. 23 after months of rehearsals, costume...

Broadway actor brings laughter to Legacy

Mia Heck

October 27, 2017

Filed under Campus, News

Comedian and Broadway actor Kevin Yee brought laughter, smiles and a bit of satire to about 20 students in the Legacy Multipurpose Room on Oct. 26. Yee, who hails from Vancouver, Canada, travels across the country to perform...

Language department to add Parseltongue

Caleb Martin

April 5, 2017

Filed under Guest Column, Op-Ed, Satire

SATIRE Students are lining the halls and sidewalks of Bea Wood, like squatters on Black Friday outside a Best Buy, to register for the language department's newest course: Parseltongue. The line of more than 90 students formed at 5 a.m. the day aft...

War hero to be new provost

Caleb Martin

March 21, 2017

Filed under Guest Column, Op-Ed, Satire

SATIRE The provost task force is pleased to announce they have found a "well-rounded and overqualified" candidate to take on the job as provost and vice president of academic affairs. The task force has picked Anakin Skywalker, who prefers to be called ...

1200 gather to mourn the loss of Jeremy

Caleb Martin

March 7, 2017

Filed under Guest Column, Op-Ed, Satire

SATIRE Like the feeling that accompanies eating the last extra fry found at the bottom of a McDonald's to-go bag, students were grief-stricken as they remembered Jeremy, the beloved and most personable squirrel on campus. Jere...

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